Monday, March 09, 2009

A Big Weekend for the Catholic Church

Geez -- these guys never get time to play a game of whist.

This weekend, the Vatican affirmed the excommunication of a mother and a doctor in Brazil. The two were in cahoots on an abortion performed on a nine year old who was carrying twins as the result of sexual assualt on the part of her father. The abortion was performed because the doctor was concerned that the girl -- who weighed only 80 pounds -- would be endangered by the pregnancy.

This morning, the Vatican newspaper ran an editorial stating that the washing machine has done more to liberate women than any form of contraception. Don't believe me? Check out Osservatore Romano.


The Vatican denies any plans to distribute washing machines to little girls who are raped.


With a Church like this, who needs the Illuminati?

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