Tortuous Polling

A few new polls show that, by slight majorities, Americans would prefer not to investigate the architects of America's torture policy throughout the Bush Years. I suspect this slight majority is also part of the large majority of Americans who call themsleves Christian.

Christian-- latin for "get really mad about what other people are doing."

UPDATE


Well it turns out to be true. The nice people at Pew Research sliced and diced the polling numbers and discovered that self described Christians were more likely than non believers to believe torture was justified.

I take back the definition above. Christianity now means exactly nothing. Go to church. Talk to each other. Because its obvious you have little to offer the rest of us.