Capturing the Cranky Vote

This week, in her continued quest to capture the Democratic nomination for President and recapture the love her parents never gave her, Sen. Hillary Clinton delivered public criticism to the makers of violent video games. This, combined with Clinton's recent attacks on America's youth as lazy and unmotivated and her continued run to the middle on abortion, shows that Clinton is targeting the ever elusive fifty and over deomgraphic by showing that she shares their cantankerous vision. This suspicion was confirmed by a Clinton Campaign Memo that highlighted her planned attacks on"People Who Talk During My Program," "Bunions," "The Internet and Other Things I Don't Understand" "Smarty Pants Doctors and Their Fancy Talk," and "Those Damned Kids with Their Droopy Trousers."