No One Understands Him But His Woman....

This week, the US Military confirmed that in addition to the incident at Haditha, it is also investigating the death of eleven Iraqi civilians in the village of Ishaqi, north of Baghdad. While the Army initially reported the civilians died when a building collapsed during a firefight, Iraqi security forces have presented evidence indicating the civilians were shot by US forces and the building destroyed to cover up the murders. Reached for comment, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld stated, "Great Hammurabi's Tunic!!!! We have been trying to get the Iraqi security forces to step up so we could step down for a year. Against the insurgency its like watching Inspector Gadget and Inspector Clousuea try to lasso Lex Luthor. But when it comes to bodies piled up by our boys, they get all Shaft and Sherlock Holmes on us. Where is the love in that?"