Couldn't Happen to Nicer Guy

According to the NYT, poor Alberto Gonzalez cannot find a job in the private sector. Apparently the recession has hit themarket for suck ups. Personally, I cannot think of someone I would rather see tending the Saturday BBQ at Quentin Edwards Hyundai in El Paso.

Look for a conservative foundation (AEI, Heritage, Olin, Manhattan) to come to the rescue. I would also predict a place as GC at a major coporation, but I think even that may be off the table.